Kelly Jacobs Hot Romance

Sep 01

need psychological advice →

kellyjacobsbooks:

As a child, I was very sexually repressed by my mother, who spent the entirety of my childhood being generally evil. She never did anything to me in such a way, but she was still horribly mentally, emotionally and physically abusive.

Whenever even the slightest bit of romance would come on the…

Sep 01

Anonymous said: Oh please. Capitalism: To each according to one’s own hard work. Read a book! :)

southern-feminism:

Oh, shit, you’re right… OH WAIT. What’s this…


Working poor? But I thought hard work always rendered wealth????? OMG LOOK AT THIS SHIT THOUGH.

More poor people in America have a job than not??? WHAAAAATT? But, graph, anon told me hard work yields wealth!

Well would you take a fucking look at this. Do you know what this means? Not only are all these hard workers poor (but hard work makes people rich????), but capitalism is also hella racist. Socialism and communism both give everyone the same opportunities, but why would we want that?! That would take white privilege out of the world of work. Equal opportunity for all colors? Fuck that, right? I prefer capitalism, where the class system and minimal regulation of business allows blatant discrimination in the work place.

I mean, surely the rich get rich by working hard and being honest. This is America, right?


Whoa! Excuse me, graph? Anon told me hard work yielded wealth??? This can’t be right! The actual workers of corporations bust their asses to make the profit for the corporations??? If this were the case, that would mean that CEOs *gasp* STEAL profit from workers???? WHAAAATTT?????

Hard work does not render wealth in a capitalist setting, or the term “working poor” wouldn’t exist. Look around you! :)

Sep 01

So at one point in time American Tender didn’t look like abject shit.

I really do think we would be better off with a different currency design and denominations.
1, 2,5,10,20,50c coins.
$1,2 coins, and
$5,10,20,50,100,200 notes.

All coins in aluminum except the dollar coins, which should be of stainless steel. And no more plain green notes either. We need a blue 5, a green 10, a gold 20, a red 50 and so on. All of different lengths to aid the blind.

I also think we should call it the Pound Continental, but that’s just for fun.

Aug 31

need psychological advice

As a child, I was very sexually repressed by my mother, who spent the entirety of my childhood being generally evil. She never did anything to me in such a way, but she was still horribly mentally, emotionally and physically abusive.

Whenever even the slightest bit of romance would come on the television (like Aladdin and Jasmine kissing for the first time). She’d spout out something like;
“Cover your eyes.”
“That’s nasty.”
“I better not catch you - .”
“Don’t you dare bring a fucking nigger into this house.”
Etc.
It was all hate and religious ramblings of a lunatic. I think this explains my fascination with cougars and straight shota porn. I rather do enjoy the idea of unrestrained love and bonding and appreciation of older women and young men, especially teens. I rarely am attracted to the porn in such a way, but i do view it with a cautious eye. Never getting pleasure, more so envy. I am seeking out a mother I never had in a confused adult context.
I never cared for the common, in fact the universal, form of it. I never saw the holding, the softness, the love and affection. But then again I guess
This is all very complex and a really misshapen lot of emotions. I am alone, mostly because I never had the nerve to submit to the torture of answering questions. I could imagine it now.

I’m not necessarily bent on older women. I am bisexual. I have no racial or other such preference, but the majority of the girls who liked me were black, as my old hometown schools were mostly black. And even then, she would bellow out.


“Is she a nigger?!’

“Did you do what I think you did?!”

" Why did you just lie to me?!"

" You aren’t my son!"

" My son wouldn’t be near any damned ape/greaser/whore/white trash!”


I just couldn’t stand the glares, the staring, the spitting of acid and the possibility of exposing someone else to that hate. I think that’s why I’m alone, why I can’t flirt, why I’m still afraid to try and to pursue anyone or to accept a relationship.
If hate is the antithesis of love, then solitude is its cousin and confusion is its friend.

And now I’m wondering how to get over it all. What actual self help exercises can I use? What can I do to normalize myself? What can fix, or at least paint over, the damage done?

Aug 29
dragondicks:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male




that’s not what the author fucking meant.

dragondicks:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

http://www.asiaone.com/static/health/gallery/20110103_blueman/images/pic1.jpg

that’s not what the author fucking meant.

Aug 29
so here’s my roses. I actually have 6 bushes, but this is the one with the blooms for now, so it gets a picture. It’s a John Bohner, and I’ve the goal of using it to breed up a rose variety with these specs;
- 7cm+ diameter
- pure white pedals and core
- strong, to pungent fragnrance
- large bush type
- spiraling double bloom with arrow tip pedals
with the side goals of
- low thorn count/ density
- dark as possible to red foliage
So operation “Labyrinth briar’ is go. I also have pipe dreams of a green type called “Flora Verda de Esperperanto.” And - I can now make CRT layers in GIMP.
Yes.

so here’s my roses. I actually have 6 bushes, but this is the one with the blooms for now, so it gets a picture. It’s a John Bohner, and I’ve the goal of using it to breed up a rose variety with these specs;

- 7cm+ diameter

- pure white pedals and core

- strong, to pungent fragnrance

- large bush type

- spiraling double bloom with arrow tip pedals

with the side goals of

- low thorn count/ density

- dark as possible to red foliage

So operation “Labyrinth briar’ is go. I also have pipe dreams of a green type called “Flora Verda de Esperperanto.” And - I can now make CRT layers in GIMP.

Yes.

Aug 29
Aug 26

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

Don’t slash.

Slashing is hard work and time consuming, and it can set off the alarm via the violent tipping that can occur. Also, do not poke with a sharp small object, as this can be patched for 5 bucks.

Rather, Take an ice pick and drive it into the tire near the rim two times. going at least 6 inches deep and 1 inch to 2 inches between holes. Do this for 3 tires or two, one on the back and one on the front.

This produces a slow leak, which will not set the alarm, but which because of the spacing; cannot be repaired as the close holes act as a large gash (think iceberg pricks of the Titanic). In the morning, or within the span of 8 hours, they will have three fucked tires, costing between $65 to $120 each.

Totaling - $200- 360

Next tip; fill a small cup or otherwise small enough container that can fit into your purse. It should be filled with either egg white for a slow effect that can be easily washed. Or brake fluid, which will work right then and there. This strips paint.

Next tip; Pour vodka, whiskey, everclear or similar alcohol based fluid into their gas tank. This will ruin their carburetor, which is harder to find than an engine block. No need to go through the mess of working with sugar or mothballs, as they are harder to insert and harder to get from point A to B.

Next tip; call in their car as illegally parked and it has an 80% chance of being towed, regardless of whether it is or not. This is costly, necessitates a cab ride home, and is a pain to deal with.

I am a guy and I know cars.

Aug 26

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

Aug 26

crab-cakes:

peonygoodchild:

C I R C L E T S  (x)

I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.

No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.

Aug 25

my mother just threw out a gallon and a half (3 liters) of frozen blackberries which I had picked with my own hands.

She did this for her own selfish amusement.

I hate her. Considering that my sister was always her favorite, but now will have naught to do with her, she can care for her in old age.

I’m done with the damned idiot.

Aug 25

here’s soaking wet jeremy shada and his flaming hot butt.

Aug 22

kellyjacobsbooks:

The Flavors of Communism

Basic communism/ Marxism

1) a socio-political-economic theory based on common ownership of the means of production by the working masses, achieved by the overthrow of the ruling capitalist elite by revolution led by a single vanguard party. This government will transform society along socialist principles and eventually will render itself redundant, ending in anarchism, being a minimal state, which through plain good-ideas-spreadism, will spread globally. Under communism there is no poverty, as the comparative means of defining poverty are non-existent.

2) Leninism; Marxism but with the idea that small scale non-industrial capitalism is okay and that communist governments should be long standing.

3) Stalinism; One nation under socialism, doing away with the peace and love idea of global spreading, taking a more realistic approach that capitalism self destructs into violent fascism. And that it is best that the communist parties of different nations spread within those nations and form NATO like alliances. It’s communism with borders.

4) Maoism. The vanguagrd party is replaced by the masses instigating revolution, and this revolution is permanent, as capitalism, for as long as it exists, is always a threat.

4b) Mihnism - communism with the idea that is is the duty of the communist party to forcibly put down fascist capitalism, regardless of borders. It was the Vietnamese invasion of Cambodia that stopped the genocidal Kmer Rouge.

6) Trotskism - WAAAAHHHH! MUSTACHE MANN STOLE MY COOKIE!!! WAAAAHHHH! I WANTS TO BE BIG PARTY MAN!!! *shits self, fucks off to mexico, lives as capitalist, eats icepick*

Aug 21

reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons

frogkin:

superstupidposts:

i am the latter

i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay

fuck this.

I’m a gay skeleton.

you’d might even say…

I get boned pretty often.

Aug 20

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

^ ^ ^ ^ ! THIS IS TRUTH!

I’m 25, and I used to be a cashier at Dollar General, a hellish blend of yellow, black and minimum wage analizing by the hour.

The rudest motherfuckers were middle aged and older women (ca.36-70), and the nicest but most racist were the old men (ca.55- onward).

The teenagers avoided all forms on conversation and were generally nice enough. But suburban soccer moms were total cunts.

The people in black pride, latino pride and family reunion commemorative T-shirts were also total assholes.