Kelly Jacobs Hot Romance

Apr 20

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

I am almost certain a doctor told me that boiling water kills babies.

Apr 20

basically bill kaulitz before bill kaulitz was bill kaulitz

Apr 20
Apr 20

superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

Apr 20
sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

Apr 20

This 420 take a moment of silence for all the people who have had lost their freedom because of non-violent drug charges.

and for all of thousands of Mexican bystanders and optionless poor now dead thanks to people buying those same drugs.

Apr 19

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

Apr 19

twinksandstuds:

Bumfuck Nowhere 1: The Tent

Twinks Scotty Clarke, Matthew Keading and Nicholas Reed can’t wait to get out of town as they speed away in their red hot convertible for a wild party weekend in Las Vegas. The road trip takes a detour when the boys find themselves lost in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. They decide to make the best of their misfortune and hole up in a quaint cabin for the night. Scotty quickly gets bored and decides to get some fresh air when muscle jock Connor Maguire spies the hapless blond boy. Connor seduces Scotty into following him back to his campsite where they get down and dirty sucking dick, licking ass and fucking all over the tent!

See the video trailer and photoset at Helix Studios

Apr 19

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

Apr 19
Apr 19
zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

Apr 19

guldo:

worldwarbutts:

kuzannagi:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

ting

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Apr 19
  • people: hi, I'm autistic
  • people: hi, I'm cis
  • people: hi, I'm trans
  • people: hi, i'm gay
  • people: hi, I'm gender fluid
  • people: hi, I'm black
  • people: hi, I'm nonsexual
  • people: hi, I'm liberal
  • people: hi, I'm muslim
  • people: hi, I'm not decided yet
  • ...
  • me: I don't give a shit. buy something or get out.
Apr 19
carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sengawolf:

terrestrial-organic-matter:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB

MEHOYNOYNEHOY

need a bolshevik? why not zoiberg?

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sengawolf:

terrestrial-organic-matter:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB

MEHOYNOYNEHOY

need a bolshevik? why not zoiberg?

Apr 19

things you worry about while on tumblr

- ADHD/ Autism awareness

- cupcakes

- feminism and the imaginary patriachy

- your OTP and pseudo-phycology

- anime and manga

things you worry about in real life;

- income tax

- aging parent care

- home repair

- veterinarian costs

- affording food