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Aug 22

kellyjacobsbooks:

The Flavors of Communism

Basic communism/ Marxism

1) a socio-political-economic theory based on common ownership of the means of production by the working masses, achieved by the overthrow of the ruling capitalist elite by revolution led by a single vanguard party. This government will transform society along socialist principles and eventually will render itself redundant, ending in anarchism, being a minimal state, which through plain good-ideas-spreadism, will spread globally. Under communism there is no poverty, as the comparative means of defining poverty are non-existent.

2) Leninism; Marxism but with the idea that small scale non-industrial capitalism is okay and that communist governments should be long standing.

3) Stalinism; One nation under socialism, doing away with the peace and love idea of global spreading, taking a more realistic approach that capitalism self destructs into violent fascism. And that it is best that the communist parties of different nations spread within those nations and form NATO like alliances. It’s communism with borders.

4) Maoism. The vanguagrd party is replaced by the masses instigating revolution, and this revolution is permanent, as capitalism, for as long as it exists, is always a threat.

4b) Mihnism - communism with the idea that is is the duty of the communist party to forcibly put down fascist capitalism, regardless of borders. It was the Vietnamese invasion of Cambodia that stopped the genocidal Kmer Rouge.

6) Trotskism - WAAAAHHHH! MUSTACHE MANN STOLE MY COOKIE!!! WAAAAHHHH! I WANTS TO BE BIG PARTY MAN!!! *shits self, fucks off to mexico, lives as capitalist, eats icepick*

Aug 21

reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons

frogkin:

superstupidposts:

i am the latter

i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay

fuck this.

I’m a gay skeleton.

you’d might even say…

I get boned pretty often.

Aug 20

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

^ ^ ^ ^ ! THIS IS TRUTH!

I’m 25, and I used to be a cashier at Dollar General, a hellish blend of yellow, black and minimum wage analizing by the hour.

The rudest motherfuckers were middle aged and older women (ca.36-70), and the nicest but most racist were the old men (ca.55- onward).

The teenagers avoided all forms on conversation and were generally nice enough. But suburban soccer moms were total cunts.

The people in black pride, latino pride and family reunion commemorative T-shirts were also total assholes.

Aug 19

kellyjacobsbooks:

and such is the way of bunnies and weaponry.

Aug 15
dirtyside0017:

∞
Aug 15

for the past 8 years or so I’ve known there was something wrong with me, but until a month ago I had no idea what it was, now I know. All symptoms are there, and the common origin of an abusive mother is present. One of the big reasons I never had friends over when I was younger was because I was so ashamed of her. (once she threatened to kick me out of the house if I dared to talk to black girls, I was 6 at the time) Here’s my life so far;
- 25
- own a small business, little income but it’s something
- taking care of parents in their old age (dad is 67, mother is inept and will not work)
- they live with me in rural area

I have flirted, or tried to flirt, with one girl before. It didn’t go well. She laughed it off, I left. I just don’t know what to do. If it’s mechanical, I can understand it. If I drink I can interact better but so far I have never been in any any kind of a relationship. I just so tired of being alone.
I think I would make a good boyfriend. Often I daydream about the romantic things I would do if I were in a relationship.

Is there some kind of pill I can take, or some kind of treatment for AvPD?
And my parents, esp. my mother… I just feel I’m going nowhere.

Aug 14
thotwheelz:

lunarotaku:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

This would be me

This is the best man in existence

thotwheelz:

lunarotaku:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

This would be me

This is the best man in existence

Aug 14
Aug 14
prettygayboys:

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Aug 14

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

Aug 14

gothtriggers:

God damn shock-rockers destroying upper-middle-class suburbia!

Aug 14
billkaulitzfacts:

It’s been nearly a year since I updated this so… voila!
~Lizard

billkaulitzfacts:

It’s been nearly a year since I updated this so… voila!

~Lizard

Aug 14

balfies:

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

Aug 14
pupilpeopleeater:

#wildonion #pumpkinale #beer #cheesycan #halloween (Taken with Instagram at AuRants)

pupilpeopleeater:

#wildonion #pumpkinale #beer #cheesycan #halloween (Taken with Instagram at AuRants)

Aug 14
prettygayboys:

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