HOW TO MAKE A POT OF CHILI - THE RIGHT WAY

This is how you make a pot of chili, the right way. meat is only used as a flavoring for the beans and corn, not as the main ingredient. This is the good sh*t.

ingredients:

1 can whole kernel corn or 3/4 cup of dried corn kernels (chicos in mexican stores)

1 can pinto beans

1 can black beans

1 can chipotle peppers in abode sauce

1/2 pound (250 grams) of either ground beef or cubed/ shredded steak

1  crushed clove of garlic

1 bell pepper, red or yellow is best, sliced thin and then chopped

2 jalapeno peppers, cut in half lengthwise and with the seeds scooped out

3  tablespoons of Cumin (not the eating spoons, the measuring kind)

2 heaping table spoons of cayene pepper (not crushed pepper, it has seeds, which hold more hotness stuff)

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open and drain all cans, except the chipolte peppers.

and all ingredients except the chipolte peppers to a medium sized pot and cover with water, let to boil for 15 minutes.

Open the chipolte peppers, and add 4 or them to the chili.

lower temperature to a gentle simmer and stew for 30 minutes half covered.

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serve with lots of saltines. :D

elaisasaurusrex:

LOOK AT PLUTO.

PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES

Pluto is a celestial body that has moons orbiting it. The body itself orbits the star we call the Sun. This is a pattern seen in every other planet, including Earth itself. I don’t give a flying fuck what Niel says - I’m a machinist, not an astronomer, but I don’t care -

IF IT HAS MOONS AND ORBITS THE SUN, IT’S A FUCKING PLANET! MAKING UP AN IMAGINARY CATEGORY OF SUB-PLANETS AND DWARF PLANTS IS BULLSHIT!

PLUTO IS A FUCKING PLANET!

FUCK OFF NIEL!

asksnowyandfriends:

tepidjudgement:

ravinggeckos:

tangibletangencies:

rayrayslife:

I was like “Shipperworm?”

omg I’m so dumb

I did the same thing.  I didn’t understand until I saw the arrow was pointing to the mast.  Then I though ‘masterworm’.  Dumb. 

My first thought was polerbutt.

What.

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

I GET IT O_O

mast - er- bait. there, i ruined it for everyone. >:(

your money is only paper

gold is worthless as it cannot be eaten, used as a tool or burned to keep you warm.

wages are low enough to keep you dependant upon your employer

nations are only imagined communities

governments ensure their own existance

the rich eat your dinner - you get the leftovers

the police are humans, all humans are identical under the personality

and know this…

everything you’ve ever pondered in the hazy back of your mind…

…

…

is true.

the 1980s - concentrated.

meaningless-messs:

You’ve honestly ever thought about killing yourself. I want to talk to every single one of you no matter how many notes this gets.

A lot of justified anger amid useless advice and fogged support of a failed system. I was born at the beginning of the Great Depression. Grew up during its terrible years. But at that time most people I knew (South Bronx) didn’t have any extras like cars and houses and debts. Why was the time “terrible”? No jobs, no “other” income or backup (no savings, no bank accounts, no investments, no retirement fund, no insurance, no well-off relatives), and no government help as with unemployment coverage, no safety nets of any kind at all, personal or public. We had no gifts for any occasion - no birthdays, no Christmases. But lots of meager meals of oatmeal and sugared toast. And, what happens when someone dies? Who can afford it? No money, certainly not enough to pay all the bills. Neighbors with babies terrified of being cut off from heat in the winter, and of everyone fearful of losing electricity. Radio was the only connection to the outside world of news and entertainment (most of it plainly intended to get the public mind off the realities around them): FDRs’ Fireside Chats, tales of “The Shadow,” Jack Benny, Mayor LaGuardia reading the comics (we couldn’t afford the papers). But the times were not so terrible for the many rich who weathered the Wall Street bust. Like today, we became aware that there was a split between the rich and the newly made poor. Even the kids knew anger, felt it especially from the men, idle, nothing to do, while there were others, who didn’t need jobs, hardly touched by the losses we faced every day. And now it is happening again, once more to feel so angry and so helpless, knowing that there are those untouched, uncaring, or just plain insulated by ignorance. What hope can anyone like us have after two such catastrophes in our lives?

famous communist leaders

this little old man was 4’11” tall. he was upper class in an asian french colony. when he was younger he went to America to be a waiter. He came back and died before he kicked the United States Marine Corps out of his nation.

Ho Chi Minh.

fuck off neil… ya dick.