she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
And lots of tourists
Why do I not have one of these? My life would be forever made!
this would solve my straps right in between my boobs thing oh gosh yes please
Also a good way to prevent bag theft.
It’s like a prettier, cooler version of a fanny pack! ♥
Poor Sarah
“Well, Sarah comes down with the dysentery…”
Yaaaay!
I mean…ohthatssad o_o
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
Babies,babies….babies? Babies. /shot
How i draw pistols ??? /sooob
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Denmark
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
Linebeck vs Bellum
(sources ProfessorPemzini and AdoobibullTwin4)
