Kelly Jacobs Hot Romance

Jul 27

Seriously, this is what israelis teach their children, that they are literally the only actual human beings worthy of life, that they are literally the chosen people of a Deity.

This is not a joke. The phrase ‘Gods chosen people’ is taken literally by these murderous bastards. Their God says that they can kill and take the land of anyone who is not Israeli. They are dong it to Yemen and Palestine at this very moment. They are fucking evil.

Jul 27
because seriously, don’t fuck up your life.

because seriously, don’t fuck up your life.

Jul 25

 movie idea

- Sergio Leone style spaghetti western camera work

- steampunk tech

- robot hookers and male robot hookers with brass dongs

- bickering lesbian scientists, one of who wears a suit

- robot with mustache and shoots rays from a calabash pipe

- historical arms, esp. converted muskets

- Steam Powered Giraffe (both the band and the thing)

- the whole movie is in Esperanto

- at least three big songs

- cthulu

- guess appearance by Bill Nye and Niel Tyson as Tesla and Bose

- 99% looney tunes gags

Jul 25
Jul 25
walhallaredneck:

hot-to-trot-joe:

Oh fuck! Yes please


Fuck

walhallaredneck:

hot-to-trot-joe:

Oh fuck! Yes please

Fuck

Jul 25
Jul 25

pennicandies:

yousuckthecomic:

206

The most important meal.

yousuckthecomic.com

my stream page

You Suck IAP issues 1 through 3 now on Slipshine!

WHERE’S THE JOKE, FUCKL- oh wait, there it is.

The punchline is cunnilingus.

Jul 25

eclarewasalreadytaken:

Paying Off Debt 101

Jul 25
bbincumming2:

quercusone:

Briefs.
Quercusone.tumblr.com

http://bbincumming2.tumblr.com/tagged/cock
Jul 25
Jul 25

sarcasticfina:

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.

"I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever"

the song’s Repeat Stuff

Jul 25
Jul 25
topnotchass:

Submission

topnotchass:

Submission

Jul 25
Jul 25
dropkickpikachu:

remember when people thought phones were going to do this and instead now they’re getting bigger and bigger cuz we want to watch movies and shit on them

dropkickpikachu:

remember when people thought phones were going to do this and instead now they’re getting bigger and bigger cuz we want to watch movies and shit on them